23 Jan

In honor of the -38 temp in International Falls, MN, I am FINALLY posting this from Christmas.  I forgot to put it up, but it seemed like such a waste to delete it…

I am chillin (literally) in the greatest state; the North Star State; the home of Prince, Bob Dylan, Charles Schulz, Judy Garland and the Spam Museum, among many other fantastic people and places.  Most importantly, it’s where my friends and family live and where I grew up.

Most people’s familiarity with Minnesota doesn’t extend farther than the airport or what is portrayed by Hollywood in movies like the Mighty Ducks trilogy (love of hockey), Grumpy Old Men (love of fishing) and Fargo, which really just went after our delightful accents.

There is so much more to Minnesota though.  In the spirit of the holidays and in order to share some Minnesota love with you all….I give you the 12 Days of Minnesota!

12 Pucks A-Flying: Minnesotans as a rule just LOVE hockey.  Yes, it was a tragedy of epic proportions when the North Stars were reduced to the Dallas Stars and the grieving “L’Etoile du Nord” was left in a state of no pro hockey team torment for seven painful, painful years.  But, now all is right in the world and we have the Minnesota Wild.  In addition, U of M hockey is incredibly popular (my grandpa has held center ice season tickets since before I was born) and even the high school state hockey tournament will sell out.  Furthermore, there are cheerleaders for hockey games.  They do cheers on the boards, in the crowds and on the ice.  I always thought this was the case for all hockey games.  Only when I moved to the east coast did I discover that it was unusual.  As a personal note directed at the “pucks a-flying” title, I have been hit by pucks at 3 different games.

11 Fish A-Flopping: Being the land of  10,000 lakes, Minnesota inspires a lot of water activities: water skiing, wakeboarding, jetskiing, and of course fishing.  As my family graduated from our tiny aluminum boat that you had to careful maneuver on so as not to tip it, to our current Crestliner speedboat, family fishing has pretty much stayed the same.  There’s nothing better than a day on the lake followed by a fish fry.  Our time afloat also inspired my dad to nickname one of my moves – the Crappie flop.  Apparently whenever I got hurt, I would flop around like a spastic fish out of water.  We even fish in the winter – ice fishing!  Most people have a hard time understanding this one.  Yes, it’s so cold here that the lakes freeze enough to withstand pickup trucks and little icehouses.  Then you use an ice auger and drill a hole so you can fish.  Nowadays the houses are heated so it’s actually pretty warm and you always have good food and a cooler of beer!

Ice Fishing!

10 Sliders Sliding: What’s a slider you might ask…it’s a delicious little burger from White Castle.  Many of the people I’ve met out east either have never heard of White Castle, have  only seen the frozen ones at the grocery store, or think that the place was made up for the movie.  Shame, shame.  I’ve put them at number 10 because I used to be able to eat the Sack of 10, which as you might have assumed, is a bag of 10 burgers.  Of course this would not be complete without the crinkley fries and a chocolate milkshake.  For awhile, every Wednesday was Whities Wednesday and I would tag along with my dad who went to White Castle with his friend to get some burgers and chat.

9 Canoes A-Paddlin’: Whether you love or hate canoeing (who would hate it?!), I think that anyone worth spending time with would love a trip up to the Boundary Waters.  The Boundary Waters is a canoe and wilderness area up in northern Minnesota that is shared with Canada.  Most areas do not allow any type of motor on the water.  It is quiet, pristine and wild.  In high school, I snowshoed five miles dragging a sled of gear and then spent the weekend winter camping.  It was of course freezing and I ended up with frostbite on some of my toes; but, it was incredible. 

8 Bikers Biking: Minneapolis is a major biking city.  In fact, Bicycling Magazine ranked it as the best biking city in the country.  The city is very bike friendly and boasts 46 miles of road with bike lanes and 84 miles of off street bike paths.  Even in the winter, you will see lots of people out on their bikes!  Still not convinced?  This article explores why Minneapolis was ranked number one.  In addition, Minneapolis is the home of Artcrank – a super cool company that puts on events featuring local artists and their bike-themed work. 

7 Ya You Betchyas: We all don’t talk like a character out of Fargo or like Bobby’s mom from Bobby’s World, but…it sounds pretty close.  And of course, some people have stronger accents than others.  I didn’t have a particularly strong one to begin with and now after living on the east coast for seven years, I really don’t have too much of a trace of it.  That is until you get to the “a”s.  Bag, flag, rag, tag, drag, you get the idea.  My two most ridiculous words that have actually caused confusion are dragon and talent.  There are also some of us that do throw in a ya, you betchya or a don’t ya know, or just an “o”.  The “oooo!” rises at the end and can be used to express shock, anger, excitedness, surprise, etc.  And yes, we say pop.  Along with our charming accents, we really are Minnesota Nice.  

6 Boats A-Sailing: Lake Calhoun in Minneapolis has plenty of trails to walk around, sailboat racing, sailboat renting, sand beaches and a sailing school.  It’s incredibly cute to watch the little kids on their sailboats.  There are also tons of restaurants and bars nearby for happy hour and rooftop dining.  It’s always full of people and a great place to go.

5 Juicy Lucy’s: The juicy lucy is a culinary masterpiece which features the cheese inside of the perfectly cooked burger patty!  There are a few restaurants here in MN that make them and a couple that claim to have been the first.  Two of the places and their beautiful juicy lucys were featured on Man V. Food and will not disappoint anyone who enjoys a good burger – regardless of which place you go too.  The 5-8 Club has cheese curds – enough said.  However, I will say that I liked the Jucy Lucy (yes, the spelling of Jucy is intentional) at Matt’s Bar better.  But, there are many cheese options at the 5-8 Club and only one at Matt’s.  So many factors to consider….

American cheese, German engineering

4 Gagillion Shoppers: This part is not for everyone, but it’s worth mentioning since it is a very popular tourist destination.  In MN, we have the nation’s largest shopping mall – the Mall of America, or MOA.  This mall is unbelievably huge and actually kind of overwhelming.  Each year around 40 million people visit the mall, making it one of the most visited tourist attractions in the country.  In the center is an amusement park, which was shown on Mighty Ducks.  For those of you who know, Charlie and Fulton get sick riding the Pepsi Ripsaw Rollercoaster.

3 Boots of Beer: You may have seen them on Beerfest, but the real thing is at Gasthof’s.  Gasthof’s is fantastic for both food and drinking large amounts of really good German beers.  Although, as we quickly learned, it’s not always best to try to do both of those things on the same occasion.

Takes a lot of arm work to raise this glass

2 Feet of Snow: For all the bad things about snow, it does make for a very perfect wintery Christmas!  Minnesota never has a shortage of snow and you never know when it will fall.  When I was little we had a huge blizzard right before Halloween.  Luckily, the local mall opened up for us kids to go and trick or treat.

More recently MN made news with one of the biggest snow storms in the state’s history, which caused the roof of the Vikings’ stadium (The Metrodome) to collapse.

and a Spoonbridge and Cherry: One of the most iconic things about Minnesota is the Spoonbridge and Cherry which sits in the sculpture garden of the Walker Art Museum in Minneapolis.

© Heather Freitag 2009

The sculpture was done by Claes Oldenburg, the same artist who did the batcolumn in Chicago, which I discussed in an earlier post.

But, despite the ridiculous amount of snow and that the high on Christmas Day is a scorching 15 degrees Farenheit, there is nowhere else in the world I would rather be.

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Posted by on January 23, 2011 in Family, Food and Drink, Holidays, Travel


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One response to “MinneSNOWta!!!

  1. Lynn Gramont

    January 23, 2011 at 6:34 pm

    Good job Heather, What a fun read !


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